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August 20 A Poem of Farewell for Miss Chai.Miss Chai is gone!! T.T This is so sad.
Well, I thought of writing a poem for her so that we can all remember her. ..........ok, I know I sucks in this but I've tried my best. I haven't got the opportunity to say 'Goodbye' to her when she passed away. Maybe this is the only way I can now say 'Thank You' to her. I hope she will like it....... I hope....................
 July 25 The fake H1N1 Virus!!Shoot!! The annoying frankenstein is back to haunt me AGAIN!! This is the Scariest *Haunted * Malady!! The FLU!! I got the flu again. Really, this week I am running out of energy due to unprevented illness. My nose is full of mucus and my voice sounds like a TOAD!! I couldn't eat the fish keropok when Nazifah offered me in chemistry lab ( pssstt ...we aren't allow to eat in the lab anyway, don't tell Pn Teo).
I just can't bear this suffering. Even though it is not as painful as being massacred in a war, I still can't take it. I'm definitely not fit to be a martyr. Anybody got a special and speedy cure for colds?? Even the scented eucalyptus oil my dad bought for me will not help much. What a waste of good money. Do you think I'm having swine flu? Nahh!! Swine flu is just a myth to me.
I really have to find a way for a better cure. My taekwondo grading and school examination are coming soon. No way am I missing them. Besides, I want to go to the bakery with Hui Jun and her gang. This is sooooo unfair. They left me out. Definitely is Pei Yun's fault for not writing my name in the list. How can that clumsy gymnastic freak forgotten me and not asking me?
(sigh)
Worst of all is about our history teacher, Encik Thanabalam. Last week, he told my class about the most disgusting thing ever. He told us about the whole process in order to become one of the Emperor's eunuch (male concubine) during the ancient China dynasty. He said 50% of them would die of infection after having their "ehh hmmm" removed. The most dreadful thing was when he told us that these crazy males actually volunteered to do so. I really appreciate his idea of sharing his general knowlege to us but somehow, I still can't accept this fact. It is sooooo.........UNCHINESE!!
I think I'm feeling really sick now.  Gotta go!! Adieus Amigos!!June 25 Gossip Girls!! Did I change?Hola people!!
Can I ask you all something? Do I change? Am I extremely evil? Did I ever hurt your feelings? Is my character unpleasant?
I'm just asking. I think that it is better to ask my audience here how do I really behave. I don't want people to misunderstand me & started to think all sorts of nonsense & rubbish about me. I can't really see for myself what I'm actually like. For me, I think myself is awesome. Puh lease.....everybody never criticise their ownself. I always see the good side of myself & try....well, not to think about the bad ones. But I'm ready!! I'm ready to take any sort of criticism as long as it moulds me into a better Calista. I'm willing to change to make not only myself but the people around me 'happy'. How is that ,ehh??
Yesterday, Iylia was talking about me. Talking to me about ME!! She said I changed. I was like speechless & tried to deny all the horrid stuff.
Iylia: Calista, I so can't believe this. My first impression when I met you is YOU look so innocent & nerdy. I thought you were easy to be bullied.
I raised my eyebrow & snorted. That was an insult ( to me).
Calista: What?? U said I'M NERDY!!! Well, you are nerdy too. ( that is the only thing that stick into my brain.....The word NERDY!!)
Iylia: I'm not nerdy....I'm naughty.
Calista (rolling eyes): Whatever... What do you mean just now?
Iylia (sneering): I can't believe you talk about people's ASS!! Gossiping about people's Ass.
Calista: That is not what I mean......Firdaus posted the question in his quiz about your Ass in Facebook. I just finds it funny & tell you about it.
Iylia: Oh yeah.....what about Nanthini's ass. You talk about it, didn't you?
=.=" Honest people......I didn't mean to gossip about Nanthini. I was hoping to cheer Iylia up by using Nanthini's name so that she won't feel so bad about being insulted in Facebook by her Repulsive friend. Firdaus isn't repulsive but he is just annoying. I mean..... do you like people to talk about your personal parts in public? I'm sure it is pretty embarrassing. I thought it was a brilliant idea to say somebody else name hoping she won't get hurt by what Firdaus had done to her reputation. Do you get what I mean? However, Iylia misunderstood me. That is too bad.
LOL!! Actually, I realised she was just trying to tease me. She wasn't mad about me. She told me that she didn't mean what she said to me. I'm so glad she didn't have any grudges to do with me. She was an awesome friend. Extremely hyper, loves goofying around, sociable & best of all......minus Jie Sheng & Zhi Wei, she is the main feminine attraction in our class. 4 Browser!! No wonder Nabila likes to become her friend. LOL!!
I remembered how we talked about Puan R.A about her exposed lines. Iylia, Firdaus, Yi Chen & me, spent our last few ours after school, babbling about Puan R.A's dressing code. I just don't understand why Puan R.A wants to wear those awful long necked blouse. It is improper to wear like that in school especially when all the boys in my class were gawking & drooling at her "RIVER BETWEEN TWO MOUNTAINS!"!. I wish I can warn her about that but i don't dare. She is one of the disciplinary teachers & I don't want to end up in a disciplinary dungeon. What must we do? Somebody must tell her that!! I can't bear to listen to all those gossips about her. She is a nice teacher & I hope that she will quit wearing that ridiculous blouse.
June 17 Our Newspaper In Education ManiaLOL!! NIE...NIE!!!
I wonder, are you gonna make us LUCKY!!
Yoh!! Everyone!! I enter the design-a-magazine competition. It stands for NIE(Newspaper In Education). This years title is DAMN strategic. We are suppose to create a magazine and the feature article must be about teenage angst. That is a bingo!! You see, we have plenty of different ideas about teenage angst for example: smoking, drug abuse, playing truant, suicide & so many more that it is just a waste of time for me to list that all down. I managed to sneak into Yi Lin's group. Anyway, it is legal to do that since I received a VIP invitation to join her clan in this project. Cheh Wah!!! hahaha!! Okay, well, our group consist of five people.
Actually, I kind of disagree with Yi Lin's idea of naming our group. It sounds soOOOO FRENCHY & MONEY-MINDED! Why must she find an extra-difficult-to-pronounce group name? Until now, i can't pronounce it & I don't remember a tiny twit about it. It is a type of French word about something to do with accounts. WHAT THE HECK??
BTW, we chose to do about 'Materialism'. Well, that was Yi Lin's brilliant idea. LOL!! Do not judge a pig by her skin. She is fantastic & extremely serious about winning this competition. I really need to salute her but 'NOT IN FRONT OF HER' in case she becomes too bossy. I remember how I received a few lectures & nagging from her for touching her precious computer when we were executing our project. Boy!! She is scary?? Hui Jun is the comic strip writer & well, Pei Lin is our paparazzi. Siau Thung is the computer geek. Oh ya!! Not to forget that Yi Lin is the strict director.
Hey!! Wait a minute?? What about me?? I FORGOTTEN TO PRAISE MYSELF!! NO way is Yi Lin getting all those credits. Okay, I actually don't really know what I'm. I'm neither the writer nor the director. What am I?? Hmmm........
Nevermind!! Just remember that I'm the MOST IMPORTANT FELLOW IN THE GROUP!! Without me, they will crumple. LOL!! Even though, I did the least but that doesn't mean I'm UNIMPORTANT?? I'm the Alpha & the Omega!! GET IT RIGHT, BUSTER!! 
Anyway, we did it very well. It was awesome. Even Pn Evelyn praised our beloved masterpiece.
June 04 Worst Teacher's Day In The UniverseNever again!! No!! NO!! No MORE TEACHER"S DAY!!!( shudder)
Ok, calm down, Callie. Nothing is going to go wrong anymore. It is over. Just forget about it.
Sorry, dude......I can't just forget about my MOST EMBARRASSING UNWANTED TRAGEDY!!!! It is scandalous!!
I don't mean to blame teacher's day as my bad karma. True to say, Teacher's Day was unpredictably fantastic but kinda boring a bit as usual. The teacher's were treated like VIPs, myriad of professional dancers, going-super-crazy songs with a twist of sentimental elements, whacky telematch between teachers & students, & best of all was the latin dance performed by the teachers. The person who stole the show was definitely Puan Suzanna. She danced super sexily. Puan Shirley stand on top of Mun Chun during one of the dance competition.( izit really a dance, anyway? not really). I laughed & spluttered spasmodically when I saw that comical scenario. According to my brother's survey, Zhi Wei tore his trousers & bought a stapler to staple his trousers with that nasty big hole in the middle. HOoho hahahaha
Everything was sooooo good UNTIL..........I went home. My mom was very helpful on that day & decided to give me a lift back home. I used the word "lift" means that I often walk back after school. It is a total miracle when my mom offered such a generous medical aid to ease our aching legs. I thought she was kinda a little some sort of a scrooge. Never likes to waste things for unimportant purposes especially wasting her precious golden petrol just to fetch us home. I was definitely in a good mood & began to reminisce about Teacher's day to my mom. We were entering our housing area & passed by the guard house. As usual, we saluted the guard on patrol & drove on...........putt, putt, putt, putt. Uh Ohh!! The engine suddenly went out. SHIT!!! SHIT!!! Too late... my mom began to panic, I went totally berserk & my siblings were OUT OF CONTROL!!! My mom kept on trying to revive the engine.........sadly, no use. You see, we had been using that crummy old Honda car for about 17 years but STILL my mom woudn't want to part with it. She loves that Honda car so much!! She wouldn't listen when my dad told her to sell that car. I got kinda angry with her. I'm not angry with my mom for keeping that old car but I'm angry when she threw my favourite old musty bolster away. How come she gets to keep old things while I CAN'T?? This is so unfair. I thought justice is for everyone?
Ok back to topic!! I went too far.
And so......my nightmare began. My mom forced me to run back home & called my other siblings to push the car. I"M INCLUDED!!! AHHH!!! OMG!! THAT WAS THE WORST PART. Can you imagine me pushing a car?? You will laugh until yr head pooped off. Oh boy, Oh boy... I'm definitely not strong enough but I managed to do it with the help of some pedestrian walking passed by. OMG!! Even some of my Form 5 school mates came to help. YIKES!!! MALU BETUL!! Everybody was watching that exciting performance...........OMG!!! I HOPE THEY DIDN"T NOTICE MY BUTT!!! I was pushing with my BUTT high up in the air.
 SHIT!!! OH SHITTT!!!!I NEVER EVER WANT TO SIT IN THAT STUPID CAR AGAIN!!! |
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